 ____   _   _   ___   _   _  _____     __  __  ____  _____  ____
|  _ \ | \ | | / _ \ | \ | || ____|   |  \/  ||  _ \| ____||  _ \
| |_) ||  \| || | | ||  \| ||  _|     | |\/| || |_) ||  _|  | |_) |
|  __/ | |\  || |_| || |\  || |___    | |  | ||  _ < | |___ |  _ <
|_|    |_| \_| \___/ |_| \_||_____|   |_|  |_||_| \_\|_____||_| \_\

// THE BOSS IS COMING //

// He's in the doorway. The light is wrong. Run. //

ANY KEY = PANIC (adds numbers)

CLICK GREEN = clear a cell

DONT CLICK RED = FIRED

Survive 5 escalating states.

How long can you fake the spreadsheet?

$PANIC — Token

CHAIN: Base
SUPPLY: 1,000,000,000
CA: 0xPLACEHOLDER...EDIT_ME
TICKER: $PANIC

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Tip: F4 won't save you either.

STATUS: NORMAL

TIME: 00:00

BOSS: ---

FIRED.

The Boss caught you faking the spreadsheet.

SURVIVED:

00:00

RANK: INTERN

// You got fired. The panic stays. //

$PANIC

The memecoin for everyone who has ever faked a spreadsheet before Monday.

// What is PANIC.EXE //

A browser arcade reflex game where you fake a spreadsheet under escalating boss pressure. 5 states, 60 seconds, then The Boss walks through the door.

// Why Base //

Cheap L2 transactions. Coinbase distribution. Memecoin-native tooling. The chain that runs Monday-morning panic at sub-cent gas.

// The Boss //

The antagonist mascot. Pixel-art hand-drawn via 64x64 mirror-symmetric grid with 5-tone ramps per material (hair, skin, suit). Not friendly. Not cute. The reason you panic.

CHAIN:Base

SUPPLY:1,000,000,000

CA: 0xPLACEHOLDER...EDIT_ME click to copy

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